Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Rumblin', Stumblin', Bumblin'...

Fear, huh? What scares you? What scares any of us? The unknown, that's the obvious answer. But the unknown is a pale fear next to the fear you clutch tight to your breast, the fear you know much too well.

Wasn't that profound? Shut up. I know. Well, enough, then. My fear today happened to be one of those lesser ones. I didn't know my apartment from the hole in the street two blocks down, and I didn't know downtown Anqing from downtown Detroit, except I had suddenly been rendered shockingly illiterate (and I felt reasonably safe). For those of you who are illiterate, you'll know what I'm talking about. And it's simply amazing that you're here now, eyes passing over lines and lines of funny white shapes, uncomprehending.

How frustrating.
How infuriating.

This is something like the way I felt walking about this backwater village of six million people that is so deep in China (about 300 miles inland from Shanghai) it has taken no pains whatsoever to accommodate the potential foreign guest. And let's not forget I can't understand anyone, either. So, this sets the stage for what should undoubtedly be an awful experience, correct?

It was awesome. Best 9 hours I've ever spent, hands down. I walked all over the place, clueless and alone, snapping photos and making up stupid names for things that surely had better ones. I smiled and waved at anyone who passed, regardless of whether they scowled or smiled back. A stuttered hello and a self-conscious giggle was about the best I could hope for, but hey, it's a start.

Anyway, here are the fruits of my galavanting:




Awesome Tower.



Silver Thing.



People's Park.



KFC.



That KFC, by the way, being the most sickeningly enormous fast food restaurant I've ever seen... except for the McDonalds a block down the street.

All right. Have a good one at work, my friends. I've already lived this day long enough. I'll leave the rest to you.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Biting into the Meat

Well, I don't get to do that this week.

At least not figuratively.

I won't begin teaching until the week after next, as I've arrived just in time to enjoy the National Holiday. Turns out I have the next week off to celebrate the 1949 founding of the People's Republic of China following a rout of the Nationalists, who have since fled to Taiwan. That being said, I'm trying to figure out how to get out of town.

Not that this city isn't new enough or strange enough. I just don't know how many opportunities I'm really going to get to run around China like an idiot tourist, and I want to make sure I get it done to my satisfaction.

So maybe Shanghai, to meet up with one of the two people I sort of know here.

More on that later.

For now... here's a look at the school (where I have yet to work) and some students (who I have yet to teach).






And of course, here is my beautiful... alley? Street?





Well then. It's 1:30 in the afternoon, on a Sunday. I was able to check all of Saturday's football scores without trouble. My internet works, I am settled, and all is well. I have everything I need in my Indiana Jones-ish man purse, including certain gear for those... special contingencies. And I'm wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Departures and Arrivals

September 26, 2008.

The long wait is finally done. Three weeks, two days, and an especially taxing 72 hours past due, near as I can make it, I am beginning to settle myself in Anqing.

An-ching.

Doi-boo-chee. Bah. These pronunciations will take some getting used to.
My boon companions for the flights over were more than anyone could ask for, and more than I deserved. We shared easy laughter and fought down each other’s curdling nerves as well as could be expected. I was sad to part from them, but seeing them again will be something to look forward to. I hope their trips to their schools were smooth as mine.

I will miss them, though. Funny to think that, of people you can’t even claim to know. But I know I will, because for now, they are my first, best, and only friends in this place.

My first experience alone was an unsettling one. I was every bit the hapless mark of a foreigner as soon as I stepped into the airport. Some “kind” folks came to help me get everything sorted with the airline… (and yes, please note that when you look like a helpless boob, the “kind” folks are probably trying to swindle you out of something)… so when they were taking my baggage, one of them, the lady, led me away suspiciously and said, “You pay, bags too heavy.”

It was true enough. I knew it, expected it. And they had been helpful. So, “How much?” I said. That was when “1000” crept out of her mouth.
Now, first, that’s in RMB, so it’s about 150 bucks, which would not be such an outlandish baggage charge in the US. After all, I was about double the acceptable weight. But I can smell a fish as well as the next guy. I got the tell when they saw the shadow that must have passed over my face.

“You have 1000?” The other one asked. I was saved by a bit of dumb luck here, as I so often am. I had separated my remaining RMB into two pockets, about half in each. I had about 750. So I said, “No.” It never hurts when you’re able to tell the truth.

“Well, how much,” the lady asked, looking perturbed beyond words. And she had seemed so nice…
“About 400,” I said apologetically. The woman openly scowled. The man was nicer. "400 fine,” he said after a long moment of thought. So I fished it out.

Turned out I had 440 in the pocket I… turned out. The woman grabbed at my two remaining 20’s before I realized what she was doing. I held on to one. She wore a look that would have burned a hole in me if she were Superman. But she wasn’t. I gave her a shrug and turned toward security. Ok, so maybe there was a little evil in my eye.

Not the best first impression, to be sure, but better were on the way. I boarded the flight, and the rest was without incident (although it seems worthwhile to note that bumping into each other and cutting in line is apparently acceptable crowd behavior in China… meaning I’m going to like it here. A lot.). One of the Chinese teachers from my school was there waiting for me—Joanna. Very nice, with a decent command of English, enough so that I got a neat little Mandarin lesson on the two hour ride to Anqing from Hefei. The mountains just outside Anqing, by the way, are pretty damn breathtaking.

When I arrived, we went straight to the apartment. It’s a loft, down a back alley, up six flights of stairs. No view to speak of, but then I’ve never been too particular about living space. I got to unpack and take a nap, and that seemed swell to me after all that other garbage.

Some time later, I met my roommate, an older Canadian gentleman named Remy who I have yet to form an opinion of. I could have one already, of course. It just wouldn’t be a fair one. Anyway, he seems nice enough so far.

As Remy—hereafter, Ray—and I were talking, two others came into the apartment. Colin and another older Chinese man whose name I didn’t catch… although it was never thrown. They took me to eat while Ray refused.

They asked me what I wanted, to which I said, “Food.” I think this was confusing. Well, as ever, I wanted a burger, or at least a sandwich. So I lied, saying, “I’m adventurous. You pick and we’ll see if I like it.” They seemed to approve of this attitude, judging from the smiles and boisterous sing-song speak that I have, as yet, no hope of understanding.

We went about 50 feet into a strange little place with no dining room, just an anteroom with a flight of stairs. The tables were all scattered about in rooms laid out in the stories above. We climbed a couple flights and settled into a private room.

They asked me what I wanted, again, but I just waved it off. Eventually the server began bringing in all manner of strange meat and vegetable dishes. Frog, pork-hoof soup… pretty standard, really. As Colin and I were discussing (in his rather remarkably good English) the merits of American television, Prison Break in particular, the other man began chirruping excitedly. Colin then informed me that he wanted to know if I would have a beer. Seriously, you have to ask at this point? Did I ever.

So we had beer. This was one of the best things I have ever been a part of. The server brought absolutely enormous bottles of beer, more than 40 oz. I believe, though they were measured in mL. The older Chinese man began gesturing wildly as he spoke, and then poured some of the beer into a double-sized shot glass near his dish. And I had thought it was for water.

We spent roughly the next fifteen minutes doing double shots of beer for various toasts that I couldn’t understand. The man would stand, smile, pick up his glass, say something cheerful, pound the glass back to the table and throw it back. Of course I joined in with unabashed enthusiasm. Apparently it is poor etiquette if you don’t finish your whole drink on a toast. Colin rarely finished his, and he would nod his head deferentially to both of us afterwards. As it should be. Soon enough the beers were gone, and I found myself liking China quite a bit.

I ate some of most everything brought to table. It was good, not great. My hosts kept complaining about this or that, seemingly fearful that I would be offended. They were very vocal in their displeasure to the restaurant staff, which kept me amused most of the meal. Before long it was done, and time for me to adjourn to my bed to get some much needed rest.

So here I sit, typing this as I prepare to sleep. Hoping I haven’t just committed intestinal suicide (intesticide?) by eating adventurously. Praying for the dog I saw as I walked back from dinner. Missing friends, old and new. And smiling.

Friday, September 12, 2008

On the Eve of Leaving

As I come to the end of another year of life and the beginning of a new one—a new, exciting, and decidedly different one than has come before in my brief human experience—it strikes me as appropriate to pay homage to what came and went in the last twelve months. Things comfortable and valued were lost, perhaps forever. Things amazing and unprecedented were experienced. Things thought gone emerged anew, recalling days gone by with hope for days ahead.

Perhaps a list is in order.

-I saw the end of an era in life, as my closest friends and I have scattered to the winds in pursuit of… well, that is the question, now isn’t it?

-I shared bread and wine—too much wine—with three on their wedding days. Pity I was never once worthy of the tuxedos they asked me to wear.

-I completed a coherent narrative in novel form and dabbled with the beginnings of half-a-dozen others. Perhaps one of them will be worth reading someday. That comes later.

-I shared my father’s first Redskins game in person, which they actually managed to win.

-I visited.

-I saw.

-I witnessed in person perhaps the greatest achievement in athletics I will ever see, unless the achievers manage to top it themselves. Curry for three! Go Wildcats, always.

-I willfully tore myself from five years of comfort and memory and confidence and care, and can only pray it was worth the cost.

-I golfed.

-I spent too much money.

-I earned very little.

-I saw death, and wept.

-I was shocked by the mistakes of my elders. Old and wise never seemed so far apart.

-I remembered myself.

-I understood.

-I met God, again.

-I saw movies, and mourned the loss of an iconic performer. How ‘bout a magic trick?

-I saw others return to where they once belonged. Tip of the fedora, Dr. Jones.

-I procrastinated. And procrastinated. I wasted more time than I care to believe.

-I feared.

-Then I realized I was alive. It’s really not so simple as that. Thanks, Ray Bradbury, for Dandelion Wine.

Not so much, really, for a year. I'll do better next time.

At this point, it seems prudent to point out that Metallica has just released their new record, Death Magnetic. What does this have to do with anything, you ask? Well, Metallica certainly isn’t for everyone’s musical tastes; that’s no kind of secret. But they happen to be just right for mine. In some ways, having the record come out now seems a very happy coincidence, especially considering the content.

At long last, the musicians have finally managed to reconcile their past with their present. They have stared down their demons and come back stronger for it. Now, I’m not trying to read too much into this—well, Lord knows I’ve already read too much into everything, some of which I’m too ashamed to throw out here—but the journey they’ve just completed is not wholly unlike the journey I aim to take.

Rather than ramble further, I’ll honor the artistic achievement of my betters and drop a few apropos lines of James Hetfield’s verse (OK, don’t overanalyze the depth here—you know who you are):

How could he know this new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?
Set sail to sea but pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure

Was he the one causing pain
With his careless dreaming?
Been afraid
Always afraid
Of the things he's feeling
He could just be gone

He would just sail on

How can I be lost?
If I've got nowhere to go?
Searched the seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost
In remembrance I relive
How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

…All right. With that out of the way, I’m free to give you some really terrible verse of my own to further scar those refined palates.



The path ahead lies veiled and twisting
Darkened by shade’s grasp
The light above illuminates
But only what is past

I tremble, sweat, for what encroaches
Yet I will move on still
I leave behind what’s left of me
Like serpent’s slough unfilled

Now moon has risen, high above
Through dark, like me, alone
As I go to lose myself
To find my love of home



Well, if anyone’s unlucky enough to be reading this far down the page, I do have one thing left to say.

The next time I talk to any of you, it will be from the other side of Earth, so I hope the coming year takes good care of you, and that you take good care of yourselves.

See you whenever it is that I make it back to this side of the rock.